Learning Spanish

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems are finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your learning.
For instance, we took some common phrases, just try them and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.

Instructions: Every sentence has three parts. The first one is the phonetical, the second is the spanish written phrase, and the third is the english translation. Enjoy.

• Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner
• N L C John = en el sillon = on the rockingchair
• Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
• Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cago=Little John shit on himself
• S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind of sad
• Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
• Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest
• As say toon as = aceitunas = olives
• The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me
• See eye = si hay = yes there is
• T n s free o ? = tienes frio? = are you cold?
• T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso=your willie has gotten really hard
• Tell o boy ah claw bar = Te lo voy a clavar = I'm going to nail you

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